Funny Prescription Bottle Gag Gifts – 10 New Designs | Decal or Ready-to-Fill Bottle
Funny Prescription Bottle Gag Gifts – 10 New Designs | Decal or Ready-to-Fill Bottle
🤣 Funny Prescription Bottle Gag Gift
Choose from ten funny designs for birthdays, teachers, new parents, anniversaries, and everyday frustrations. Turn an ordinary gift into something unforgettable. Choose a professionally printed decal for your own bottle or an empty ready-to-fill prescription-style bottle with the label already applied.
🎁 Choose Your Configuration
How to order: Choose your design, then the number of decals or ready-to-fill bottles per pack. Packs of 1, 2, 5, or 10 contain the SAME selected design. For example, Teacher Survival + 10 Bottles Ready = ten Teacher Survival bottles. Cart quantity counts packs: quantity 2 of a ten-bottle pack = 20 bottles.
Want an assortment? Choose “Assorted Set - 1 of Each” under Design Choice, then 10 Decals Only or 10 Bottles Ready. Each assorted pack includes one of every design in this collection. Assorted sets are only available as a full 10-piece pack.
- Decal Only: Premium waterproof vinyl label sized for our 16–20 dram prescription bottles. If using your own bottle, check its available label area before ordering.
- Ready-to-Fill Bottle: Empty 16–20 dram amber bottle with a white cap and your label professionally applied. Bottle capacity may vary based on availability. You receive the number of bottles in your selected pack, all with your chosen design applied. Only the explicit Assorted Set selection includes one of each design.
🎉 10 New Designs
- Stop Being A Ho
- Birthday Recovery
- Chill Pill
- It's A Boy
- It's A Girl
- Anniversary Survival
- Scroll Control
- Road Rage Relief
- Teacher Survival
- Grouch Relief
“It's A Boy” and “It's A Girl” are new-parent survival gag gifts for adults.
📏 Product Details
- 16–20 dram amber prescription-style bottle with white cap; capacity varies based on availability
- Label size: approximately 2″ wide × 2.5″ high. Check your bottle’s label area if ordering decals for your own bottles.
- Waterproof, scratch-resistant, full-color vinyl
- Designed, printed, and packaged by DA Outfitters
🧼 Decal Application & Care
Apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface at room temperature. Position straight, smooth from the center outward, and press all edges firmly. Gently wipe clean; avoid soaking, dishwashers, and abrasive cleaners.
🍬 Fun Filling Ideas
Add wrapped candy, small treats, notes, gift messages, or another small surprise. These make fun birthday, retirement, office, Secret Santa, and white-elephant gifts.
U.S. shipping only. Decal-only orders ship for $2.95; ready-to-fill bottle orders use calculated USPS rates at checkout. Orders containing both decals and bottles may have separate shipping charges calculated at checkout. Local pickup is available in Hope Mills, NC.
⚠️ Important Information
Bottles arrive empty. Candy and medication are not included. “Decal Only” selections do not include a bottle.
This is a novelty gag gift and is not intended to hold, identify, or dispense medication.
Colors may vary slightly because of screen settings, printer calibration, and lighting.
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