{"title":"Printed Toilet Paper","description":"\u003cp\u003eShop printed toilet paper from DA Outfitters.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-christmas-toilet-paper-holiday-gag-gift-white-elephant-stocking-stuffer","title":"Funny Christmas Toilet Paper: Holiday Gag Gift, White Elephant Stocking Stuffer","description":"🎄 Funny Christmas Toilet Paper Gift – Holiday Gag Gift, White Elephant, Bathroom Decor\nLooking for a hilarious, crowd-pleasing gift that’s perfect for literally anyone with a bathroom? This Christmas-themed printed toilet paper is a festive, funny, and functional stocking stuffer or white elephant gift — and it’s guaranteed to get laughs!\n\n🧻 What You’ll Receive:\n-1 roll of toilet paper with your chosen Christmas design\n\n-Printed on the outer layer only (the rest is totally usable)\n\n-Each roll is professionally wrapped in clear cellophane and tied with a festive ribbon\n\n-Choose from our funny holiday sayings — or send us your own!\n\n🎅 Perfect For:\n✔️ White elephant gift exchanges\n✔️ Funny stocking stuffers\n✔️ Secret Santa\n✔️ Holiday host or hostess gifts\n✔️ Christmas party decor\n\n🎁 Features:\n-Holiday designs are printed directly onto the outer sheet\n\n-Adds a humorous touch to your bathroom holiday decor\n\n-Makes a great conversation starter\n\n-Both funny AND functional – peel and use!\n\n🕒 Processing Time:\n-Please allow 3–5 business days (Mon–Fri) for designing and printing\n\n-Processing time does not include shipping\n\n🚚 Shipping Info:\nShips via USPS First Class (Est. delivery: 3–5 business days after shipment)\n\n📦 No shipping on Saturdays or Sundays\n\n-Delivery time may vary depending on location and USPS practices\n\n-Orders will be sent to your Etsy shipping address\n➡️ Need to make a change? Message us within 6 hours of purchase!\n\n📌 Important Notes:\n💬 Message us via Etsy with any questions — we respond within 24–48 hours\n📷 Double-check all spelling or personalization details before submitting your order\n🧻 Custom orders are non-returnable and non-refundable unless defective\n\n🔄 Return \u0026amp; Exchange Policy:\n-Because each roll is made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges unless:\n\n-The item arrives defective\n\n-You receive something different from your order\n\n-If that happens, please contact us within 7 days of delivery, and we’ll make it right 💌\n\n🙏 Thank You So Much!\nFrom our family to yours — thank you for supporting our small shop this holiday season. We appreciate your business and hope our products bring you smiles and laughter 🎄💚\n\nIf you love your item, we’d be so grateful if you left a review. Happy holidays!","brand":"DA OUTFITTERS","offers":[{"title":"Stink Hand","offer_id":49269034877171,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Full Moon","offer_id":49269034909939,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S-Full","offer_id":49269034942707,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nothing Butt","offer_id":49269034975475,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ho Ho Ho","offer_id":49269035008243,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sink Stank Stunk","offer_id":49269035041011,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/8423\/5507\/files\/199433d2-il_fullxfull.6402038636_4lyw.jpg?v=1781639986"},{"product_id":"new-years-toilet-paper-gag-gift-funny-holiday-decor-bathroom-humor","title":"New Years Toilet Paper Gag Gift – Funny Holiday Décor \u0026 Bathroom Humor","description":"🎊 New Year’s Poo-Themed Printed Toilet Paper – Hilarious Holiday Gift!\n\nLooking for a gift that’ll kick off the New Year with laughs but still be totally functional? This is it! Our New Year’s–themed printed toilet paper makes a hilarious and unexpected gag gift, party favor, white-elephant addition, or fun piece of festive bathroom décor. Perfect for friends, coworkers, party hosts, and anyone who could use a little humor heading into the new year!\n\nEach funny design or phrase is printed on the outermost sheet only, keeping the roll decorative and usable. Just peel away the printed sheet and the rest of the roll is good to go!\n\n✨ Why You’ll Love It\n\n🧻 Wrapped in clear cellophane and tied with a festive ribbon — gift-ready!\n\n🎁 Choose your favorite funny New Year’s saying\n\n🎉 Perfect for New Year’s Eve parties, office gifts, or fun bathroom décor\n\n🎨 Product Details\n\nIncludes 1 roll with your selected New Year’s saying\n\nPrinted on the front outer layer only — decorative but fully usable\n\nWrapped in cellophane with ribbon for easy gifting\n\nFun, clean, and memorable gag gift\n\nGreat for bathrooms, gift baskets, party favors, or holiday gatherings\n\nSayings vary — choose your favorite from the dropdown!\n\n🕒 Processing Time\n\nPlease allow 3–5 business days for designing, printing, and packaging\n\nBusiness days = Monday–Friday\n\nProcessing time does not include shipping\n\n🚚 Shipping Info\n\nShips via USPS First Class (estimated 3–5 business days)\n\nDelivery time begins once the item has shipped\n\nNo weekend shipments\n\nAddress changes must be requested within 6 hours of purchase\n\n❗ Important Notes\n\n💬 Message us anytime through Etsy — we reply within 24–48 hours\n\n💥 Custom\/personalized orders are not eligible for returns or exchanges\n\n💥 Please double-check your selected design and spelling before checkout\n\nHandmade item — slight variations may occur\n\n🔁 Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\n\nAll items are made to order. We only accept returns\/exchanges if your item arrives defective or different from what you ordered. If so, we’ll gladly send a replacement within 7 days of delivery.\n\n🎁 From Our Family to Yours\n\nThank you for supporting our small family-owned business! If you enjoy your order, a review truly helps our shop grow — and we’d love to create for you again!","brand":"DA OUTFITTERS","offers":[{"title":"Out With The Old","offer_id":49269045199091,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Manifesting","offer_id":49269045231859,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Zero Fiber","offer_id":49269045264627,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"What A Show","offer_id":49269045297395,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Never Happened","offer_id":49269045330163,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/8423\/5507\/files\/83e4bdf9-il_fullxfull.7412341774_48f8.jpg?v=1781639998"},{"product_id":"halloween-prank-toilet-paper-funny-gag-gift-with-ribbon-1","title":"Halloween Prank Toilet Paper: Funny Gag Gift with Ribbon","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎃 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHalloween-Themed Printed Toilet Paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for a gag gift that’s spooky, silly, and still totally usable? This Halloween-themed printed toilet paper is the perfect mix of trick and treat!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat for Halloween parties, office gift exchanges, bathroom décor, gift baskets, party favors, or anyone who loves a funny seasonal surprise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe design is printed only on the outside sheet of the roll, so it looks festive for gifting and display. Simply peel away the printed layer, and the rest of the roll is ready to use.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach roll is wrapped in clear cellophane and tied with Halloween ribbon, making it gift-ready when it arrives.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🕷️ Product Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes 1 roll of Halloween-themed printed toilet paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose your selected Halloween phrase or design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on the outer sheet only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRest of the roll remains usable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWrapped in clear cellophane with Halloween ribbon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat for gag gifts, party décor, bathrooms, gift baskets, and white elephant exchanges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny, festive, and unforgettable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👻 Perfect For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHalloween parties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOffice gift exchanges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhite elephant gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny bathroom décor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHalloween gift baskets\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eParty favors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGag gifts for friends, family, or coworkers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧻 Please Note\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe printed design is decorative and applied to the outer sheet only. Remove the printed sheet before using the rest of the roll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease double-check your design or phrase selection before checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🦇 Processing Time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease allow 3–5 business days for printing and packaging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBusiness days are Monday–Friday only and do not include weekends or holidays. Processing time does not include shipping time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚚 Shipping Information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShips via USPS First Class Mail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEstimated delivery: 3–5 business days after shipment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo weekend shipping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDelivery times begin once your order ships, not when the order is placed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOrders ship to the address provided at checkout\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease make sure your shipping address is correct before placing your order. If you need to update your address, please contact us within 6 hours of ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDelivery time may vary depending on your location, selected shipping method, carrier delays, weather, holidays, and postal service practices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnce your order has shipped, DA Outfitters is not responsible for carrier delays, lost packages, or delivery issues caused by an incorrect shipping address. If there is ever an issue, please reach out and we’ll do our best to help.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔁 Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach roll is made to order, so returns, exchanges, or cancellations are not accepted once production has started.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe will gladly replace your item if:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt arrives defective\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt arrives damaged\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt is different from what you ordered\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease contact us within 7 days of delivery if there is an issue with your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💬 Questions or Custom Requests?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHave a question or need a custom phrase? Send us a message. We typically respond within 24–48 hours whenever possible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧡 Thank You\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThank you for supporting DA Outfitters, a small family-owned business. Every order means so much to us, and we truly appreciate you choosing our shop for your fun and personalized gifts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you love your order, your review helps our small business grow more than you know. 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