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Celebrate the mess that comes with the joy of dog ownership with this hilarious and heartwarming “Dog Fur Is Part of the Decor” garden flag!\n\nPerfect for dog parents who know that fur = love, this durable vinyl garden flag adds a splash of personality to your porch, patio, or front lawn.\n\n🐶 Why You'll Love It:\n✔️ Made for Outdoors – Tear-resistant, fade-resistant, and wind-resistant\n✔️ Durable Vinyl – Sturdier than fabric flags, built to last longer\n✔️ Bold One-Sided Print – UV-resistant ink for vibrant design that won't fade\n✔️ Easy to Clean – Wipe down with a damp cloth, no fuss\n✔️ Perfect Gift – Great for dog lovers, pet owners, or housewarming gifts\n\n📏 Product Details:\n-Material: High-quality outdoor vinyl banner\n\n-Size: Approx. 12\"–12.5\" wide x 16\"–18\" long\n\n-Design: Printed on one side only (white reverse) or upgrade to double-sided\n\n-Pole Pocket: Fits most standard garden flag stands (1.5\"–2\")\n\n-Stand NOT Included\n\n🖨️ Lettering \u0026amp; graphics are created with commercial-grade outdoor sign vinyl for durability and longevity.\n\n🧼 Care Instructions:\n-Wipe clean with a damp cloth\n\n-Store indoors during extreme weather for best results\n\n-Do not machine wash or iron\n\n⏱ Processing Time:\n-Handmade to order\n\n-Please allow 3–5 business days for processing (Monday–Friday)\n\n🚚 Shipping Info:\n-Shipped via USPS First Class (Est. delivery 3–5 business days after shipment)\n\n-Delivery times start once your order has shipped\n\n-No weekend shipping\n\n-Be sure to message us within 6 hours if you need to change your shipping address\n\n❗️Important Notes:\n-Flag stand NOT included\n\n-Custom orders are final sale unless item is defective or incorrect\n\nReview product details before placing your order\n\n🏡 Customer Favorite For:\n🎁 Dog moms \u0026amp; dads\n🎁 Pet-themed housewarming gifts\n🎁 Porch or garden humor\n🎁 Anyone proudly rocking dog fur as a fashion statement\n\n🐕 From Our Family to Yours:\nWe’re pet lovers just like you—and we create every item with love and care. Thank you for supporting our small business!\n\n💌 Questions? Message us through Etsy—responses within 24–48 hours.\n\n🌟 If you love your flag, we’d be thrilled to see your feedback or a photo review","brand":"DA OUTFITTERS","offers":[{"title":"Single Sided","offer_id":49269028225267,"sku":null,"price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Double Sided","offer_id":49269028258035,"sku":null,"price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/8423\/5507\/files\/6a509042-il_fullxfull.5268108897_9b9r.jpg?v=1781639988"},{"product_id":"funny-no-soliciting-garden-flag-humorous-yard-sign-outdoor-vinyl-flag-do-not-knock-sign-porch-decor-gift-idea-da-outfitters","title":"Funny No Soliciting Garden Flag | Humorous Outdoor Yard Decor","description":"🚫 “No Soliciting” Funny Garden Flag – Bold Outdoor Vinyl Yard Sign\n\n(Flag Stand Not Included)\n\nTired of door knockers, sales pitches, and interruptions? Say it loud (and funny) with this bold “No Soliciting” garden flag! Designed to grab attention and get the message across without you having to answer the door, this flag combines humor, personality, and durability.\n\nPerfect for your front yard, porch, or garden — this sign does the talking so you don’t have to 😎\n\n⸻\n\n⭐ Product Features:\n\n🚫 Bold “No Soliciting” Design – Eye-catching, colorful, and impossible to ignore\n\n😂 Humorous Message – Keeps it light while getting your point across\n\n💪 Heavy-Duty Outdoor Vinyl – Stronger and longer-lasting than fabric flags\n\n☀️ Fade, Tear \u0026amp; Weather Resistant – Built for sun, rain, and wind\n\n🧽 Easy to Clean – Just wipe down and it’s good as new\n\n🏡 Standard Size Fit – Works with most garden flag stands\n\n⸻\n\n📏 Specifications:\n\t•\tSize: ~12”–12.5” wide x 16”–18” tall (may vary slightly)\n\t•\tMaterial: Premium outdoor vinyl banner\n\t•\tInk: UV-resistant, vibrant color print\n\t•\tDesign: Printed on one side (white backside)\n\t•\tDouble-Sided Option: Available upon request\n\t•\tPole Pocket: 1.5”–2” opening (fits standard stands)\n\n⸻\n\n📦 What You’ll Receive:\n\n✔️ (1) Funny “No Soliciting” Garden Flag\n❌ Flag stand NOT included\n\n⸻\n\n🕒 Processing Time:\n\t•\t3–5 business days (Mon–Fri) for production\n\t•\tDoes not include shipping time\n\n⸻\n\n🚚 Shipping Details:\n\t•\tShips via USPS First Class Mail (3–5 business days estimated)\n\t•\tNo weekend shipping\n\t•\tShips to Etsy address on file\n\n⚠️ Need to update your address? Message us within 6 hours of ordering\n\n⸻\n\n🔁 Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges:\n\nAll items are made to order, so we only accept returns if:\n\t•\tItem arrives defective, or\n\t•\tWrong item was sent\n\nWe’ll make it right within 7 days of delivery 👍\n\n⸻\n\n💬 Questions?\n\nSend us a message anytime — we typically respond within 24–48 hours.\n\n⸻\n\n❤️ From Our Family to Yours\n\nThank you for supporting our small family business at DA Outfitters!\nIf you love your flag (and we know you will 😄), please leave us a review — it means the world to us and helps our shop grow!","brand":"DA OUTFITTERS","offers":[{"title":"Single Sided","offer_id":49269028159731,"sku":null,"price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Double Sided","offer_id":49269028192499,"sku":null,"price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/8423\/5507\/files\/fecb8a5c-il_fullxfull.7823740974_omyf.jpg?v=1781639987"},{"product_id":"funny-christmas-toilet-paper-holiday-gag-gift-white-elephant-stocking-stuffer","title":"Funny Christmas Toilet Paper: Holiday Gag Gift, White Elephant Stocking Stuffer","description":"🎄 Funny Christmas Toilet Paper Gift – Holiday Gag Gift, White Elephant, Bathroom Decor\nLooking for a hilarious, crowd-pleasing gift that’s perfect for literally anyone with a bathroom? This Christmas-themed printed toilet paper is a festive, funny, and functional stocking stuffer or white elephant gift — and it’s guaranteed to get laughs!\n\n🧻 What You’ll Receive:\n-1 roll of toilet paper with your chosen Christmas design\n\n-Printed on the outer layer only (the rest is totally usable)\n\n-Each roll is professionally wrapped in clear cellophane and tied with a festive ribbon\n\n-Choose from our funny holiday sayings — or send us your own!\n\n🎅 Perfect For:\n✔️ White elephant gift exchanges\n✔️ Funny stocking stuffers\n✔️ Secret Santa\n✔️ Holiday host or hostess gifts\n✔️ Christmas party decor\n\n🎁 Features:\n-Holiday designs are printed directly onto the outer sheet\n\n-Adds a humorous touch to your bathroom holiday decor\n\n-Makes a great conversation starter\n\n-Both funny AND functional – peel and use!\n\n🕒 Processing Time:\n-Please allow 3–5 business days (Mon–Fri) for designing and printing\n\n-Processing time does not include shipping\n\n🚚 Shipping Info:\nShips via USPS First Class (Est. delivery: 3–5 business days after shipment)\n\n📦 No shipping on Saturdays or Sundays\n\n-Delivery time may vary depending on location and USPS practices\n\n-Orders will be sent to your Etsy shipping address\n➡️ Need to make a change? Message us within 6 hours of purchase!\n\n📌 Important Notes:\n💬 Message us via Etsy with any questions — we respond within 24–48 hours\n📷 Double-check all spelling or personalization details before submitting your order\n🧻 Custom orders are non-returnable and non-refundable unless defective\n\n🔄 Return \u0026amp; Exchange Policy:\n-Because each roll is made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges unless:\n\n-The item arrives defective\n\n-You receive something different from your order\n\n-If that happens, please contact us within 7 days of delivery, and we’ll make it right 💌\n\n🙏 Thank You So Much!\nFrom our family to yours — thank you for supporting our small shop this holiday season. We appreciate your business and hope our products bring you smiles and laughter 🎄💚\n\nIf you love your item, we’d be so grateful if you left a review. 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This is it! Our New Year’s–themed printed toilet paper makes a hilarious and unexpected gag gift, party favor, white-elephant addition, or fun piece of festive bathroom décor. Perfect for friends, coworkers, party hosts, and anyone who could use a little humor heading into the new year!\n\nEach funny design or phrase is printed on the outermost sheet only, keeping the roll decorative and usable. Just peel away the printed sheet and the rest of the roll is good to go!\n\n✨ Why You’ll Love It\n\n🧻 Wrapped in clear cellophane and tied with a festive ribbon — gift-ready!\n\n🎁 Choose your favorite funny New Year’s saying\n\n🎉 Perfect for New Year’s Eve parties, office gifts, or fun bathroom décor\n\n🎨 Product Details\n\nIncludes 1 roll with your selected New Year’s saying\n\nPrinted on the front outer layer only — decorative but fully usable\n\nWrapped in cellophane with ribbon for easy gifting\n\nFun, clean, and memorable gag gift\n\nGreat for bathrooms, gift baskets, party favors, or holiday gatherings\n\nSayings vary — choose your favorite from the dropdown!\n\n🕒 Processing Time\n\nPlease allow 3–5 business days for designing, printing, and packaging\n\nBusiness days = Monday–Friday\n\nProcessing time does not include shipping\n\n🚚 Shipping Info\n\nShips via USPS First Class (estimated 3–5 business days)\n\nDelivery time begins once the item has shipped\n\nNo weekend shipments\n\nAddress changes must be requested within 6 hours of purchase\n\n❗ Important Notes\n\n💬 Message us anytime through Etsy — we reply within 24–48 hours\n\n💥 Custom\/personalized orders are not eligible for returns or exchanges\n\n💥 Please double-check your selected design and spelling before checkout\n\nHandmade item — slight variations may occur\n\n🔁 Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\n\nAll items are made to order. We only accept returns\/exchanges if your item arrives defective or different from what you ordered. If so, we’ll gladly send a replacement within 7 days of delivery.\n\n🎁 From Our Family to Yours\n\nThank you for supporting our small family-owned business! If you enjoy your order, a review truly helps our shop grow — and we’d love to create for you again!","brand":"DA OUTFITTERS","offers":[{"title":"Out With The Old","offer_id":49269045199091,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Manifesting","offer_id":49269045231859,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Zero Fiber","offer_id":49269045264627,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"What A Show","offer_id":49269045297395,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Never Happened","offer_id":49269045330163,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/8423\/5507\/files\/83e4bdf9-il_fullxfull.7412341774_48f8.jpg?v=1781639998"},{"product_id":"halloween-prank-toilet-paper-funny-gag-gift-with-ribbon-1","title":"Halloween Prank Toilet Paper: Funny Gag Gift with Ribbon","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎃 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHalloween-Themed Printed Toilet Paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for a gag gift that’s spooky, silly, and still totally usable? 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Remove the printed sheet before using the rest of the roll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease double-check your design or phrase selection before checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🦇 Processing Time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease allow 3–5 business days for printing and packaging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBusiness days are Monday–Friday only and do not include weekends or holidays. 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If you need to update your address, please contact us within 6 hours of ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDelivery time may vary depending on your location, selected shipping method, carrier delays, weather, holidays, and postal service practices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnce your order has shipped, DA Outfitters is not responsible for carrier delays, lost packages, or delivery issues caused by an incorrect shipping address. If there is ever an issue, please reach out and we’ll do our best to help.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔁 Returns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach roll is made to order, so returns, exchanges, or cancellations are not accepted once production has started.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe will gladly replace your item if:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt arrives defective\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt arrives damaged\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt is different from what you ordered\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease contact us within 7 days of delivery if there is an issue with your order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💬 Questions or Custom Requests?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHave a question or need a custom phrase? 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